Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State is now on bended knees begging President Muhammadu Buhari.

In a letter he wrote to the President, he said;

“I wish to, on behalf of the Government and people of Rivers State, appreciate and most sincerely, thank you for graciously approving the refund of the sum of N78.9 billion to the Rivers State Government, as cost of execution of Federal Government’s road projects in the State.”

“Mr. President has by this remarkable and heartwarming gesture shown not only your love for the Government and people of Rivers State but, also, demonstrated expressively that you are, indeed, a President for every State of the Federation and all Nigerians.”

“I wish to, therefore, appeal to Mr. President to kindly oblige us with a State visit when invited, to see what we have accomplished for the State and our people with the money.”

For those who don’t know, President Buhari approved the payment of N78.9 billion to Rivers State Government for the repairs of federal roads in the state.

After Wike received the money he started speaking in tongues.