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Skid Ikemefuna Escapes Death

Showbiz impresario, MC Skiddo (Skid Ikemefuna) has escaped death by the whiskers.

He narrated his ordeal; “SHABBAT SHALOM My Amazing YAH. Indeed you promised that no weapon formed against me shall prosper.”

“Satan struck this evening at 8pm. I was coming from ShopRite in Songotedo driving in my Hummer H2 when suddenly shouts of fire rent the air…”

“By the time I realized that the fire was coming from my car the door refused to open. I commanded the door to open and it did.”

“We tried to put out the fire but Satan was bent on taking the vehicle. The car was completely burnt…but I am Alive… praise YAH…”

“Satan has failed once again. NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER.”

“I want to thank all the motorists, area boys and sympathizers who fought hard to put out the fire. I AM NOT MOVED… YAH IS ON TOP.”

See the video below…

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