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Bayelsa Top Politician Dies Atop Of Woman

A middle aged top politician, (name with held) gave up the ghost recently while in a marathon sex with a stop and pick lover. The politician said to be hale and hearty when he cruised in with his new found love at the wee hours of the night and may not have had any premonition that it was going to be his last taste of the sweet nothing and ding-dong game. Immediately he began to reap the dividends (real value) of his hard earned money, the deceased who is an APC chieftain in the oil rich Bayelsa State, slumped from the electrifying tying laps of the night angel in their hide-out motel.