Do Not Tell The DJ What To Play

You may feel you have some sort of experience with Nigerian music and you can do better or  just feel a strong desire to listen to or dance to your jam while in a Warri night club, it okay to have such feelings, but its best to keep it to yourself and enjoy whatever is being dished out by the club DJ. Keep in mind that you do not own the club and you are not the only one present in the club. Do not accost the DJ an demand your preferred playlist or song as this may irritate the DJ and “cause quarrel”. If you insist on meeting the DJ or you have been dared, be prepared to either bribe him or request for a song politely. You can do that by simply throwing your request in the air, ‘Bros, can you play this?’ and then walk away. Do not insist and give reasons why that song must be played.

Try not to stand around instead of dancing

If you have made the conscious decision to visit a Warri nightclub, ensure you also are ready to dance and shake your body. Standing around, trying to be cool does not increase your reputation in anyway instead it irritates other who are on the dance floor. When in Warri, remind yourself that a club is not a place for observing others while sipping your drink.

Better not hit on a woman with a guy

If you a guy in a club in Warri, be sure a girl came alone before you go to hit on her. Actually, if you want to survive a Warri nightclub, it is better to go with your woman. Hitting on a girl with another man can create very great problems for you as her partner may even pick up a physical fight with you, leading to you being bounced out of the club. Also, if you are going to hit on woman, do not be uncouth about it. Sneaking up behind women and grinding on them, putting hands where they should not go, aggressively hitting on them is a no-no.

Do not behave aggressively

No matter how excited or drunk you are it is best to put a pin on your behavior, especially towards others while you are in the club as what you give to others, you most likely will receive in larger returns. No matter how crowded the club is, try and restrain yourself from pushing, quacking anyone or basically showing any form of aggressiveness.   It does not matter if you are royalty, you are not more important than anyone else in this club.

Leave your drink unattended

This actually applies to night clubs all over the world as it is a matter of safety. Never leave your drink unattended to while in the club. Carry your glass with you wherever you are or ensure you finish the drink before you leave the table. If for some reason you leave it unattended to,  there is a chance you may not find it when you return ,as the “real owner” would have taken it. And even if you find it on your return, please do not drink it . Just get a new drink.

– Ndem Nkem, Travel/Tech Writer
Jovago Nigeria